Grown Men Don’t “LOL”

Are you a grown man over the age of 30? Do you pepper LOL your paragraphs LOL with “LOL?” Annoying LOL, isn’t it? LOL. It really makes it difficult to read, too. And, as my friend Heather says, are we really laughing out loud?

Seriously men, unless you are gay (I love gay men, no offense intended) or a 15-year-old girl, you should not be using “LOL” anywhere in anything that you write. Not in a text, not in a paragraph, not to a girlfriend, not to look cute. And if you LOL want to ever LOL get laid LOL or married LOL to a half-way intelligent LOL woman in this lifetime LOL, stop using “LOL.” It’s f*cking annoying!!

Guess what? If it’s really funny, we will laugh. If you’re being sarcastic and want to make sure the person doesn’t get offended say “haha.” If you want to respond to someone who said something funny say, “haha.” If it’s really funny, “hahaha” or even “bahaha.” Here’s what is not acceptable: “bahahahahahahahahahahaha.” It better be really mother f*cking funny and you better only do that once a year.

Use this new important piece of information along with your Facebook Etiquette and your proper spelling because my patience is wearing thin.

Still Rockin’ It
Scarlet Mom